who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
