just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Dick very happy bro
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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