There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
