Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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