so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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