Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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