so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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