I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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