Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
i will never coherently bang her
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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