Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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