Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
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your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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