Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
