I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
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He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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