so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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