Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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