I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
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Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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