sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
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I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize