Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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