I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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