his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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