i permit you to call me
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
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Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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