She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Randomize
