His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
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"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize