I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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