I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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