Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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