His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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