HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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