ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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