Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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