So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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