Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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