is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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