this will be a night to untag.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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