You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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