I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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