i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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