he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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