Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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