Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
MIDGETS
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I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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