i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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