When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
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