When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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