allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
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Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
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also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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