the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
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