called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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