i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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