Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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