Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it