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• (614): View more from Ohio

  I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?

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  ...yea

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  She's valid.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...

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• (917): View more from New York City

  pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock

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  I THOUGHT I SAW YOU

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.

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  Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.

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  You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I have a surprise for you

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  Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.

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• (478): View more from Georgia

  Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.

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