I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Some Animals Are Total Jerks (10+ pics)
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.