why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
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I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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