I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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