I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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