God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Ambien. No doubt about it.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Randomize
