is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
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He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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