I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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