R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Randomize
