Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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